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I Find Your Lack of Star Wars Coasters Disturbing

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Galactic Smugglers these days seem to have it all: targeting systems, life support, a cargo hold, and even their very own hyperdrive! But what is every galactic space vessel missing? Star Wars Coasters! Some may not know this, but the Millennium Falcon is covered in water stains! Our favorite Star Wars heroes just haven’t found any coasters that appeal to their space adventuring side! But now, these beautifully designed pieces of art can be a perfect addition to any space-faring trade ship!

 

Star Wars May the Force be with You Coasters

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By CabanyCo

Use the Force, [insert name here] ! Place yourself into the Star Wars galaxy with these beautifully handmade personalized coasters! Engraved with droid-like precision, these 1/4 inch thick coasters made from fine European wood are fun for the whole family! And since these little guys come in a pack of 4, you can share the space credit cost with three friends to get yourself this one of a kind gift! May the drink be with you. star wars logo, star wars check it out, star wars gift

 

Star Wars 4 Piece Character Coasters

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By Vandor

Are you sick of your ceramic coasters being broken? Are wooden coasters simply not elegant enough? Well thanks to the engineers at Vandor, you can replace these simple primitive coaster materials with sturdy, uniquely engineered durasteel(glass)!  These coasters all feature Star Wars characters with the strongest armors known to the galaxy; which makes them perfect for holding your drinks! They even come with little rubber feet so they won’t slide!star wars logo, star wars check it out, star wars gift

 

Star Wars Stormtrooper Coasters

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By Plasticolor

Stormtroopers are just everywhere these days! It seems like everywhere you turn, you just hit another trooper checkpoint where they’re looking for some crazy droids. Well now, you can fly straight on through those Imperial checkpoints no problem, thanks to these Galactic Empire-issue Stormtrooper cup holder coasters! They fit right into the tightest of cargo ship cup holders, and keep those holders free from any spilled Hoth Chocolate stains! And if the coaster doesn’t fit, you can even trim down the outsides with no difficulty! Sold in pairs, because no Stormtrooper should be left alone.star wars logo, star wars check it out, star wars gift

 

Star Wars Han Solo Carbonite Coasters

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By PoshPrints

This Han Solo coaster has been encased in carbonite, so it should stay quite protected! Some say these items are made from silicone so that no slipping or sliding will occur. But true believers of the Force know that these coasters are actually made from frozen carbon gas! These drink coasters are perfect for those times when you need to transport a live smuggler, while also needing a place to put your drink! And for you Imperial loyalists out there, this depiction brilliantly shows the agony in this rebel scum’s face with amazing detail! Carbonite hibernation sickness not included.star wars logo, star wars check it out, star wars gift

 

Star Wars Character Quotes Coasters

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By Hallmark

The galaxy’s greatest heroes have saved the Republic and brought balance to the Force! Now, they’re ready to save your coffee table’s finish, and bring balance back to your cup! These ceramic Star Wars coasters are sure to add style and grace to any home or space station. If only they had these on the Death Star; Stormtroopers can’t adequately fight rebel scum with water rings all over the place!star wars logo, star wars check it out, star wars gift

 

Star Wars Alliance Coasters

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Celebrate the alliances from a galaxy far, far away, with these handmade Star Wars marble coasters! Far too many have underestimated these powerful galactic organizations, but now you can choose your side once and for all! Do you trust your drink with the New Republic? Or would you prefer that the Jedi Order holds onto it? The balance of the drink is up to you!star wars logo, star wars check it out, star wars gift

 

Star Wars Wooden Character Coasters with Tin box

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By Vandor

Any Jedi master can tell you the Force is everywhere; it connects all living beings with each other and the world around them. Jedi use things called Force crystals to channel that power; but for the rest of us, we use coasters! Use the Force with these Star Wars wooden coasters to keep those disorderly water rings off your table! And for any galactic smugglers out there who have a love for buckets of bolts, this deal comes with its very own tin box!star wars logo, star wars check it out, star wars gift

 

Star Wars Yoda Best Dad Coasters

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Having trouble figuring out what to give your dad for Father’s Day? Well what better way to show your father how much you appreciate him than by comparing him to the galaxy’s greatest mentor! This beautifully designed Star Wars marble coaster perfectly captures Yoda’s frustration with his padawan’s training; which is a feeling all fathers can understand! Fragile: Not dishwasher or oven safe. Yoda IS over 900 years old, after all.star wars logo, star wars check it out, star wars gift

 

Star Wars Tie Fighter and X-Wing Coasters

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By Pipers gift shop

Choose your side in the battle for the Death Star with these ceramic tile Star Wars coasters! Whether you choose the Empire with its dangerously fast TIE fighters, or the Rebellion with its notoriously elusive X-wing fighters; your drink will never be more balanced! These coasters provide yet another chance to bring Star Wars into your home! Don’t miss out!star wars logo, star wars check it out, star wars gift

 

Star Wars Coffee on the Dark Side Coasters

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By Star Wars

Darth Vader is extraordinarily particular about his coffee; he will, without exception, only take it dark roasted and black(it IS his favorite color after all). You would do well to remember that as to not upset him later. As a helpful reminder, Imperial suggestion states you should buy these comedic Star Wars coasters. Every Stormtrooper in the galaxy has been issued one; don’t miss your chance to impress the Dark Lord of the Sith too!star wars logo, star wars check it out, star wars gift

 

 


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